Ah my good friend have you tried Turkish delight? The glistening olive skin, the big eyes brown like pools of moon’s reflection? These things are what real men remember from their times in this very special country. You might wish to try smoking the hookah, hearing the bubbling water from the pipe with tentacles like the octopus? Or maybe you want a different type of hooker, one with not so many arms but still make you feel very welcome? A smile says a lot in this land and beneath the veil she wears a special smile for you my friend.
The Turkish woman is no stranger to the dark arts of the lovemaking, she make you happy from both sides, and she bend over for good time. You her Ali Pasha, her Mustafa, the man with the big yatagan. In the times of the Ottoman we have the harem with many wives wanting to pleasure the distinguished gentleman. Today our eskortlar service is the same, with many beautiful and obliging girls. Come see the exotic parade of eastern beauties from around this once greatest empire. You will kahretsin your brains out in this Promised Land; bury your salty pistachio nuts in her cave of the Ali Baba.
You watch the belly dance and drink the Raki; you have good time in Istanbul nightlife. All this life make your head spin and your heart in your mouth. Your hiyar in her mouth feel more like a water melon. Did you know that Turkey produces twenty percent of the world’s water melons? No, I did not think so my friend, no matter. You come to this place, you get one, or two, or three, of our girls and you fill their kadins with your milk of nuts.
In Turkey the night sky is ablaze with stars and the girls on your arm gleam like goddesses. You eat good food every night, you drink every night, and you dip your pide in the yogurt before snoring like a camel asleep in the desert. Arabian beauties, Azerbaijanis, Albanians, Tatar Princesses, Uzbeks and even a few Kurds; we have them all waiting for your presence. Are you the big man or the beggar in the street? Is life meant to be lived in the palace or in the hovel? My friend what are you waiting for, get on the camel. Istanbul is your playground for nightlife and good time girl.